Sorry..I just ready that and it didn't come off as funny as I thought it would..it came off as more of me being an *** .....I don't know how to delete posts, so I'm just apologizing post-non-humorously.
The 'hopper
PS...to answer your question, there are companies making vinyl and even magnetic little-flame kits that will stick to anything, and I've seen a (input a HUUUGE "1" here) minitruck even make it into a magazing with a set of vinyl flames on it, but for the cost and hassle...spray some flames on your ride. Vinyl is so ..... 80's!
The 'hopper